You have to be 21 to see this Sh!tshow.

(The wine. The heat index is available to all ages, unfortunately.)

Grovedale Winery & Vineyard • Wyalusing, Pennsylvania • Est. 2008

⚠ Excessive heat warning: Pennsylvania

It's too hot to ship wine. This is not a bit.SH!TSHOW

Red wine cooks in a delivery truck at 100°F. So here's the deal, played completely straight: order now, and we ship the moment it stops being a Sh!tshow out there. Estimated shipping date: eventually.

HEAT DOME EDITION

SH!TSHOW

DRY RED • PA

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Pre-order now. Brag about your patience later.

Your order holds safe in our cellar (a consistent, smug 58°F) until the heat breaks.

2 bottles

$40

a short heat wave

6 bottles

$108

10% off — a heat dome

Full case (12)

$204

15% off — climate era realist

🚚 Ships when the forecast stops being on-brand

Shop the Sh!tshow

Local? Skip the queue — the tasting room has Sh!tshow slushies until the heat breaks or our dignity returns. Whichever comes first.

Want the "IT'S SHIPPING DAY" email?

One email when the heat breaks and the trucks roll. It will be dramatic.